I parse the internet so you don’t have to var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3591491-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @juiceman)http://juiceman.tumblr.com/<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktneehkxGz1qz5g8co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey" target="_blank">?</a>????</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/256508727http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/256508727Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:42:16 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oVG0W3YYPMg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oVG0W3YYPMg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Greatest holiday ever!</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/254737834http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/254737834Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:41:25 -0500<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BYBCrvtc5mM7XFjr4uajyQ" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BYBCrvtc5mM7XFjr4uajyQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/110300/saturday-night-live-digital-short-two-worlds-collide-ft-reba-mcentire" target="_blank">Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Digital Short: Two Worlds Collide Ft. Reba McEntire</a></p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/253227850http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/253227850Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:44:33 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd1dmqfBU1qz5g8co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>apparently moose are just as stupid and horny as we are</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/249665073http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/249665073Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:24:58 -0500<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_03b4a86265"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=03b4a86265" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=03b4a86265" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_03b4a86265" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Between 2 ferns with conan and andy - i haven’t even finished watching this because the wifi is so slow at winnie palmer, but i already know it’s going to be amazing</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/247657045http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/247657045Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:41:39 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cudCajMNRM0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cudCajMNRM0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=video&page_id=27173" target="_blank">Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Amazing Knife Throw</a> - that is awesome</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/246455372http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/246455372Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:59:57 -0500<a href="http://www.27bslash6.com/blockbuster.html">Blockbuster late fees</a>: <p>this is an incredible exchange between a blockbuster manager and a person with late dvds</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/246450942http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/246450942Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:55:39 -0500<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_32d666a5cd"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=32d666a5cd&vert=funnyordie_co_uk" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=32d666a5cd&vert=funnyordie_co_uk" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_32d666a5cd" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Call of Duty secret Spielberg level - impressive work</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/242954580http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/242954580Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:35:02 -0500<a href="http://nedwingfield.com/">Ned Wingfield</a>: <p>is this storms new alias?</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/242631683http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/242631683Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:30:05 -0500“<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923808&fullscreen=1" width="640" height="360"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"> <param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923808&fullscreen=1"> <embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923808&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="640" height="360" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:640px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos" target="_blank">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures" target="_blank">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/" target="_blank">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923808" target="_blank">Prank War 8: The Skydiving Prank - N</a>ow it has escalated to thinking you are going to die pranks</em>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/242630334http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/242630334Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:28:21 -0500<a href="http://www.atom.com/spotlights/hotel/?xrs=cpc_gorilla">The Hotel Comedy Shorts Video Wall </a>: <p>maybe it’s just me, but this series is really funny - like a minute each video - check it out</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/241844865http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/241844865Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:02:39 -0500<a href="http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/gallery01.html">men who look like kenny rogers</a>: <p>exactly what it sounds like</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/240576305http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/240576305Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:52:17 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924513&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924513&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924513&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924513" target="_blank">Seth MacFarlane’s Secret - I</a> like seth mcfarlane, bu they have this nailed down</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/240573263http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/240573263Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:48:53 -0500<object width="425px" height="360px"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=100571743,t=1,mt=video" /><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=100571743,t=1,mt=video" width="400" height="338" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/matthew-vaughns-kick-ass-has-a-trailer" target="_blank">T</a>his movie has potential</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/240398981http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/240398981Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:26:17 -0500<a href="http://www.ejb.com/video/21463/Insane_soccer_chick_.html">Insane Soccer Chick </a>: <p>This almost makes soccer a respectable sport</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/238933968http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/238933968Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:47:43 -0500<a href="http://pterodactyl.me/">The Motherf*(king Pterodactyl</a>: <p>This guy is really creative.  And disturbed.</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/238933253http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/238933253Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:46:34 -0500<a href="http://fakebookquotes.appspot.com/29304">Jason's last facebook update</a>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/238932202http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/238932202Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:44:48 -0500<a href="http://fakebookquotes.appspot.com/">Fakebook quotes</a>: <p>I can already see the trouble this is going to cause</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/238929894http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/238929894Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:41:11 -0500<a href="http://www.dicktowel.com/dicktowel.html">DICK TOWEL</a>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/235371783http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/235371783Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:26:37 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I think she’s sitting on the toilet.  not sure though.</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/235371142http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/235371142Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:25:49 -0500