I parse the internet so you don’t have to var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3591491-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @juiceman)http://juiceman.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.dicktowel.com/dicktowel.html">DICK TOWEL</a>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/235371783http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/235371783Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:26:37 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I think she’s sitting on the toilet.  not sure though.</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/235371142http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/235371142Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:25:49 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Do6pmYfNco0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Do6pmYfNco0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Worst parking job ever!</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/232608983http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/232608983Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:55:51 -0500<a href="http://placesyoudontbringababy.com/">Places You Don’t Bring A Baby | Places You Don't Bring A Baby</a>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/232343139http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/232343139Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:47:57 -0500<a href="http://www.brobible.com/Story/57542">The 15 Best Man Caves on the Internet - BroBible - Every Bro Has a Story</a>: <p>these are lustworthy</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/232342047http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/232342047Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:46:47 -0500<a href="http://thechive.com/2009/10/vandalizing-signs-is-good-for-your-health-16-photos/">Vandalizing signs is good for your health (16 photos)</a>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/228461445http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/228461445Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:08:39 -0400<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/29/iowa.marker.disguise/index.html">They make their mark in mug shot history - CNN.com</a>: <p>great disguises</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/228010542http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/228010542Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:44:01 -0400<a href="http://www.topcultured.com/14-lessons-signs-taught-guys-about-getting-married/">14 Lessons Signs Taught Guys About Getting Married</a>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/228010291http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/228010291Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:43:43 -0400<br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921846" target="_blank">Batman Vanishing - CollegeHumor video</a></p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/227956263http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/227956263Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:29:26 -0400<object width="400" height="296 "><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/AWpJ4v_3e0_Gcw22gNxyPw" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/AWpJ4v_3e0_Gcw22gNxyPw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/105153/the-league-the-birthday-song" target="_blank">Hulu - The League: The Birthday Song</a> - ok.  this show has some street cred.  Jon Lajoie?  The guy from human giant that looks like Clayton?  Comedy gold</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/227684770http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/227684770Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:51:38 -0400<a href="http://unicornwolflazersfuckyou.tumblr.com/">unicorn wolf lazers f*&k you</a>: <p>that’s the name of this blog.  weird.</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/225944081http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/225944081Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:40:05 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CzygyXR8eUc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CzygyXR8eUc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Pulp Fiction Audio Mix - this is really cool in it’s insanity and attention to detail</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/225576212http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/225576212Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:17:58 -0400<a href="http://us.movember.com/">Movember United States - Home</a>: <p>grow a mustache for ass cancer</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/224167291http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/224167291Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:36:23 -0400<a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/171_6-creepy-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true-part-321/">6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 3!) | Cracked.com</a>: <p>i don’t like true stories</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/224165338http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/224165338Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:33:57 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OQtYO1LDalE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OQtYO1LDalE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Great white sharks are so badass.  Why do people live in australia?!!</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/224163059http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/224163059Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:31:05 -0400<a href="http://thechive.com/2009/10/courage-wolf-advice-you-can-count-on-17-photos/">Courage Wolf, advice you can count on</a>: <p>courage wolf is my hero</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/224161761http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/224161761Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:29:31 -0400<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_4f551b0252"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=4f551b0252" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=4f551b0252" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_4f551b0252" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/will-arnett-human-giant-sex-tape-from-human-giant-and-will-arnett?rel=player" target="_blank">Will Arnett - Human Giant SEX TAPE -</a> Why did human giant have to go away?  It’s so funny</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/222946271http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/222946271Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:12:31 -0400<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_3135320cd0"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=3135320cd0" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=3135320cd0" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_3135320cd0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3135320cd0/anvil" target="_blank">Drum Master with Anvil</a></p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/222944017http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/222944017Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:09:38 -0400<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=cd4d25e230" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=cd4d25e230" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hollywoodfail.com/2009/10/23/chi-mcbride-masturbating/" target="_blank">M</a>astering success with chi mcbride</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/222938973http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/222938973Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:03:34 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q-RLqLx1iYI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q-RLqLx1iYI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Get yourself a mobile home.  Or don’t.  I don’t care.</p>http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/222936811http://juiceman.tumblr.com/post/222936811Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:00:57 -0400